[ oo8 ]
1 PM
So, I had a great idea. Came to me in a dream. I'm going to become a muse to the masses -- get this, yeah, singing telegrams.
Great idea, right? I know. I can't wait. Maybe this will finally do the trick and get me noticed. I've had no callbacks at all. Tough going, out there... heh. I guess that's why I never moved to New York in the first place...
Hm.
Well. Gotta make money somehow, right? Heh.
[ Clicks it off. ]
3:40 PM
[ Turns it on. He sounds a little out of breath, in the nervous way. ]
I am talking to the most beautiful blonde woman I've seen in like... I don't know, a while. Oh, God. [ Exhales. ] Keep it cool, Bernard. You're the man, you got this. Keep it cool, keep it cool.
I mean she's no -- she's not Erin, but, God, she's beautiful.
[ Turns recorder off. ]
3:43 PM
[ Turns it on again immediately. ]
Can you imagine how weird it'd be if she was also single? Like, small world, right? Hah...
[ Turns it off. ]