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8 AM
[ He sounds a little sleepy. ]
All right Andrew Bernard, aka self, me, I just need -- to get this off my chest, somewhere: I know how to play the adapting game. And I'm not going to show weakness in some freaky future New York where everybody has super powers except me! I don't care if it's not real, or maybe it is -- but that's just, I mean, it's dumb, right? I'm not going to be that guy.
Why don't I have super powers? I know I'd be a totally kick-ass hero. I saw Superman Returns and The Dark Knight, so I've got an upper-hand.
God, I totally need super powers.
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9 AM
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But what if I get one and it's like, being immune to... cancer, or something. I'd never even know I had anything, it's totally useless. You know who's superpower should be total weakness to cancer? Gabe's.
No, I'm... joking. That was an awful thing to say, I'm sorry.
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9:01 AM
[ On. ]
What it should be is, the power to repel all women. Especially ones who have dated me.
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