hot.

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hot is having your ex boyfriend write sexy fake math for you.

I was just sort of doing the mental mathenakedmatics and thinking:

GIVEN VirginHaec=hotandsurprisinglyfun .and. OlderHaec=lessnervous

IF OlderHaec=VirginHaec+awholebunchastuff .and. Some.Things.Never.Change.Like.Getting.Me.All.Hot.Via.Email.

THEN SexualFrustration=1.00
SaltySplashAtBedtime=Nigh.Inevitable.

GOD I'm a dork.