House Rules
So, a long time ago, peripheralsight asked me for Ino/Shikamaru cuteness. And after watching Naruuto #71 and thinking, hey, there's not enough Shikamaru in this, I remembered her request. "I should write some PORN!", I thought.
But alas, I'd been reading too much Warren Ellis. So, this sucks.
NARA FAMILY HOUSE RULES (Shikamaru version)
Weather control jutsu are not acceptable substitutes for bathing.
I will wear my ANBU mask on all missions and at all times I am acting in an official capacity. It is not "too much trouble".
I will remove my ANBU mask promptly and without delay when I am no longer acting in an offficial capacity.
I was taught summoning jutsu to aid me in my duties, and the contracts I hold are sacred ones. They are not to be used for doing the dishes.
The antique Shogi set we receieved as a wedding present is *not* a handy source of projectile weapons.
Naps are not a powerful chakra concentration technique.
The Shadow Imitation technique is not a legitimate way of procuring groceries.
The Shadow Imitation technique is NEVER to be used in moments of intimacy.
The Shadow Imitation technique is NOT an acceptable form of child care.
The cat is not a licensed child care professisonal.
Neither is the Hokage's frog.
I will remove the baby from her sling when going on missions, no matter how urgent or immediate.
The baby, genius though she may be, is not my backup.
I am very, very sorry.
But alas, I'd been reading too much Warren Ellis. So, this sucks.
NARA FAMILY HOUSE RULES (Shikamaru version)
Weather control jutsu are not acceptable substitutes for bathing.
I will wear my ANBU mask on all missions and at all times I am acting in an official capacity. It is not "too much trouble".
I will remove my ANBU mask promptly and without delay when I am no longer acting in an offficial capacity.
I was taught summoning jutsu to aid me in my duties, and the contracts I hold are sacred ones. They are not to be used for doing the dishes.
The antique Shogi set we receieved as a wedding present is *not* a handy source of projectile weapons.
Naps are not a powerful chakra concentration technique.
The Shadow Imitation technique is not a legitimate way of procuring groceries.
The Shadow Imitation technique is NEVER to be used in moments of intimacy.
The Shadow Imitation technique is NOT an acceptable form of child care.
The cat is not a licensed child care professisonal.
Neither is the Hokage's frog.
I will remove the baby from her sling when going on missions, no matter how urgent or immediate.
The baby, genius though she may be, is not my backup.
I am very, very sorry.