Holy crap!
Last night I was brushing my teeth and out from under my bathroom ran the HUGEST spider I have ever seen outside of a zoo or pet store...OMFG!!!! I screamed like a girl (well a woman with a toothbrush in her mouth) and yelled "BWHIAN! CHUM GHET THISH PHIDER!" It was crazy! Wish I'd had my camera.... I don't like living in the country anymore...