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Mister Gosling: i didn't know girls like.."jacked off" with their hands
Mister Gosling: i thought only we did that
Mister Gosling: she just like stuck her hand down there and started doing shit!
Amy blonde Smart: WHAT?
Amy blonde Smart: Haha. How could you know that?
Amy blonde Smart: girls stick their hands down there, well fingers.
Amy blonde Smart: ahh this embarrassing :-[
Mister Gosling: i didn't know
Mister Gosling: i figured you always used dildos and shit
Amy blonde Smart: that is too much work.
Mister Gosling: or VIBRATORS
Amy blonde Smart: just pop out your fingers and start banging
Mister Gosling: damn.
Mister Gosling: and that does it for you?
Amy blonde Smart: this the most fucked up talk ever.
Amy blonde Smart: well you gotta work them
Amy blonde Smart: just what you guys do is what we try to do with our fingers
Mister Gosling: haha. thats so funny to me
Mister Gosling: what if you had really small hands. would you use the whole thing? ahaha
Amy blonde Smart: haha, that is physically not possible . well maybe. but why would you want to fist yourself?
Mister Gosling: why would you want to finger yourself?
Amy blonde Smart: I don't.
Amy blonde Smart: But tough times call for desperate measures
Amy blonde Smart: why do you jack off?
Mister Gosling: because if I didn't i would go blind
Amy blonde Smart: haha what?
Amy blonde Smart: why?
Mister Gosling: and its a part of my daily routine
Amy blonde Smart: oh really?
Amy blonde Smart: you jackoff everyday?
Mister Gosling: haha! its possible
Mister Gosling: do you?
Amy blonde Smart: haha. I don't. that is way too much work and my sex drive ain't like that.
Amy blonde Smart: I don't have balls that turn blue everytime a chick with a hot legs, tits, or ass walks by
Amy blonde Smart: I haven't had sex in a few months. wait. yes a few a few months
Mister Gosling: that sucks amy. buy a dildo
Amy blonde Smart: I already have one.
Amy blonde Smart: but I am too lazy to use it
Mister Gosling: how can you be too lazy? wouldn't it be MORE work to use your own fingers or whatever? seems like a dildo would get the job done quicker and more efficiently.
Amy blonde Smart: Listen my fingers are right there. All I have to do is lay down , open wide and bam.
Amy blonde Smart: get them working, do some stimulation and bam orgasm
Mister Gosling: so are you saying, if i worked it right..i could get a woman to orgasm just by using my fingers?
Amy blonde Smart: Of course.
Amy blonde Smart: hello
Amy blonde Smart: I have gotten off by a guy doing that too me
Mister Gosling: interesting..
Amy blonde Smart: lemme sorta give you , a play by play.
Amy blonde Smart: so you are getting hot and heavy right?
Amy blonde Smart: and you are kinda getting aroused I suppose
Mister Gosling: uh haha okay
Amy blonde Smart: haha ok. so then clothes are kinda off.
Amy blonde Smart: he starts umm, to massage your inner thigh and stuff
Amy blonde Smart: and then hand starts to explore, stimulating, pumping fingers, =orgasm if done right
What could be better. honestly.