von dutch...HATES YOU!!!!!!
Hello kids. Do you know who this crazy fuck is? i didnt think so, its ok, just look down at the 80 dollar baby-doll t your wearing, whats the name say? thats right. fucking von dutch! god damnit i hate you!!!!! im not the most familiar with this gentleman, but i do know, this poor bastard's name is being whored around by making lots of money for clothing desighners and keeping celebs like britney spears, ashton kutcher, tay digs, and gwen stefani lookin' trendy. fucking good for them. but. here's the lowdown( read reel good for me now, k?) von dutch fucking hates you!!! here's what many know....he is the newest trend to keep them in the now....heres what some know... he was one of the greatest body work, custom work, pinstriping, restoration guys out there, hell, he even invented shit when he got bored .Here is what few know.... von dutch was a mean, violent racist, sexist, ugly, deranged, beligerant drunk! he was always a hermit, ralely excepted money for work, he hated money, HATED IT! im sure he'd love the money his name is making! but anyways, im done, i hope all of you trendy ass holes out there who take frequent shits on traditions and legends for the sake of fashion are happy, wait, no i dont, i hope Hell fills up and all the crazy dead fucks squirt back up to earth and have the second chance to skull fuck all who have shat on they're memory for so many years. so go ahead, run out and spend your parents money on the name of a person you've never heard of, a person that most likely conflicts with what few morals you have, and keep lookin cool. So for all of those out there who have always done me proud im the humilliation and degradation of the trendy's, kacie, harley, bob, madman, kenny, ass, buddy, PHIL...here is a pic of your next target for public humilliation shown lower screen....make me proud guys and dolls, and treny's...die. just die.
kill..kill..kill..kill..kill..kill..kill..kill....