SO YOUVE DECIDED TO BE EVIL?..............................................................................a step - by -step- guid to being like your lord and master....harley.
.....step 1.reaching your inner evil:
Evil (adj.) [OE. evel, evil, ifel, uvel, AS. yfel; akin to OFries, evel, D. euvel, OS. & OHG. ubil, G. \'81bel, Goth. ubils, and perh. to E. over.] (Page: 517)
1. Having qualities tending to injury and mischief; having a nature or properties which tend to badness; mischievous; not good; worthless or deleterious; poor; as, an evil beast; an evil plant; an evil crop.
2. Having or exhibiting bad moral qualities; morally corrupt; wicked; wrong; vicious; as, evil conduct, thoughts, heart, words, and the like.
3. Producing or threatening sorrow, distress, injury, or calamity; unpropitious; calamitous; as, evil tidings; evil arrows; evil days. -- Evil speaking, speaking ill of others; calumny; censoriousness. -- The evil one, the Devil; Satan; Syn. -- Mischieveous; pernicious; injurious; hurtful; destructive; wicked ; sinful; bad; corrupt; perverse; wrong; vicious; calamitious. ( i stole this from websters, man im evil)
2.embracing your inner evil: being evil is truly a lifstyle unto itself. by embacing to powers of evil you can truely gain power beyond your wildest dreams.i.e, picking flowers, pushing old people, not saying excuse me after pooping on your nieghbor. all will please you evel master harley.
theats it for now students, but remember...harley is evil, and will destroy you, and i will destroy harley. thank you.