Support's Greatest Hits Vol. VII
In vol. VI I'd determined that BP Support blew its load early, but magnificently. Happily, it turns out January isn't a one-and-done kind of month:
"I WILL SEE YOU FUCKERS IN FEDERAL COURT.SOME FUCKEN DRUG DEALER IS PUTING NUDE PHOTOS OF MY KID IN HIS AD AND THEN ROBS THE PEOPLE.I ALREADY TAKED TO A USA AT THE D O J.THEN I WILL SEE YOU IN STATE COURT. POSTING NUDE PHOTOS OF A 17 YR OLD IS CHILD PORN.HAVE FUN IN PRISON AND GET OUT YOUR CHECK BOOK. HEADS UP-THE D O J IDED 14 UNDER AGE GIRLS SO FAR."
ok, January is loaded, the hits just keep comin'. wow. I could not stop laughing for quite a while:
"I received this email today and the user used my REAL name. I am sending the email with this message and would like to know why and how this individual got my real name unless he hacked into my credit card information off of Backpage.com. I would appreciate your immediate attention to this matter. ATTACHED EMAIL: From: *****@hotmail.com TRESA R******- Congratulations. You have been outed as a whore. You will be on the website "Beautiful & Nasty Whores", which post the details of beautiful women, like yourself, who have been arrested on prostitution charges or outed whores who prostitutes herself on Backpage or other sites. Please e-mail nude pictures of yourself and pictures of you with a dick in your mouth yourself to *****@hotmail.com."
Rounding out the fun of January 2010, this made Me laugh quite a bit as well:
"I can buy an enslaved illegal female Mexican hooker born with balls on Backpage but I can’t sell my hot sauce who just listed w/ Dunn & Bradstreet???"
February has been fairly slow with Best Of items, but better late than never as this one slides on in with a flying kick to My funny bone:
"this is his wife and I am turning this paper in the the feds my husband has been cheatiang onme with all your whores and I don't think it is very nice I do love him and I will see you guys in dourt for allowing this his real name by the way is David P**** he lives iwth me in SouthPOrt and he works at the ******* Elementary school on ****** now if you want more he is a sex offender so go ahead and turn him in as I am turning you in if you peole have the nerve to answer the email me at ********@yahoo.com"
"I WILL SEE YOU FUCKERS IN FEDERAL COURT.SOME FUCKEN DRUG DEALER IS PUTING NUDE PHOTOS OF MY KID IN HIS AD AND THEN ROBS THE PEOPLE.I ALREADY TAKED TO A USA AT THE D O J.THEN I WILL SEE YOU IN STATE COURT. POSTING NUDE PHOTOS OF A 17 YR OLD IS CHILD PORN.HAVE FUN IN PRISON AND GET OUT YOUR CHECK BOOK. HEADS UP-THE D O J IDED 14 UNDER AGE GIRLS SO FAR."
ok, January is loaded, the hits just keep comin'. wow. I could not stop laughing for quite a while:
"I received this email today and the user used my REAL name. I am sending the email with this message and would like to know why and how this individual got my real name unless he hacked into my credit card information off of Backpage.com. I would appreciate your immediate attention to this matter. ATTACHED EMAIL: From: *****@hotmail.com TRESA R******- Congratulations. You have been outed as a whore. You will be on the website "Beautiful & Nasty Whores", which post the details of beautiful women, like yourself, who have been arrested on prostitution charges or outed whores who prostitutes herself on Backpage or other sites. Please e-mail nude pictures of yourself and pictures of you with a dick in your mouth yourself to *****@hotmail.com."
Rounding out the fun of January 2010, this made Me laugh quite a bit as well:
"I can buy an enslaved illegal female Mexican hooker born with balls on Backpage but I can’t sell my hot sauce who just listed w/ Dunn & Bradstreet???"
February has been fairly slow with Best Of items, but better late than never as this one slides on in with a flying kick to My funny bone:
"this is his wife and I am turning this paper in the the feds my husband has been cheatiang onme with all your whores and I don't think it is very nice I do love him and I will see you guys in dourt for allowing this his real name by the way is David P**** he lives iwth me in SouthPOrt and he works at the ******* Elementary school on ****** now if you want more he is a sex offender so go ahead and turn him in as I am turning you in if you peole have the nerve to answer the email me at ********@yahoo.com"