I Blame Plotbunnies

[fonicfraccion]

[Well hello there, ADR, there's a new Luke out and about. Though this Luke is drastically different from your typical replica, if the partial bone mask on the left side of his face is any indication. Stare at it all you want, he wont pay you the time of day unless you actually say something. His nose is buried in a notebook he's balancing in one

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[brokenscion]

What the hell are you going on about?

[fonicfraccion]

He paused a moment in his writing, blinking up at this Asch in surprise. Luke stared at him curiously for a moment longer, before continuing with his writing and murmuring.]

...human life exhibit intelligence below normal ranges...

[brokenscion]

I'm not stupid!

[fonicfraccion]

[He looked up again, a slightly amused expression on his face.]

If you were not such, a redundant question such as what you asked would not have reached your vocal cords.

[brokenscion]

I understood the words. I don't know why the hell you're saying them, though. They're too completely different things, idiot.

[fonicfraccion]

If that is the case, then you should have specified your meaning.

[snaps his book closed.]

[brokenscion]

It should have been obvious.

[fonicfraccion]

Perhaps in your simple, single thought mind, it was. Those of us with a higher intellect require specifications.

[brokenscion]

You aren't smarter than me, dreck!

[fonicfraccion]

[See this look? This is a look that says, "Oh really now?"]

[brokenscion]

There's no way in hell you can convince me otherwise.

[fonicfraccion]

[He starts rambling off the spiritual and physical composition of the average Hollow -- something he's had to memorize thanks to his master's studies. Think you can keep up with what he's rambling about, Asch?]

[brokenscion]

[To Asch's credit, he does try to follow, but quickly gives up after deciding it's not important.]

Spouting off that crap doesn't mean anything.

[fonicfraccion]

It is the basic structure of a Hollow, a corrupted spirit that devours the souls of both the living and the dead. Lacking such knowledge would be a crime to my master's studies.

[brokenscion]

And what does that have to do with anything?

[fonicfraccion]

Are there any creatures that you can understand on such an advanced level from memory?