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[...Today, Luke can be seen carrying a wooden box to the middle of this place, where everyone seems to transit. He places the box on the ground and steps on it, taking a big breath]
Attention Everyone!
I, Luke fon Fabre, am going to be your new King now!
[Stops for a while and looks at his hand, where there's something written in it] I declare that all mommies and daddies stop fighting, that people stop bein' sad and play more, for people to stop gettin' hurt and dying cause it stinks! for someone to bring in more rappigs and for...that Halloween thing cause it has candy!
[He looks around with a big grin, accomplished at his announcement] That's all! [And now he gets off his box.]
[...If you heard all of that, poke him.]
Attention Everyone!
I, Luke fon Fabre, am going to be your new King now!
[Stops for a while and looks at his hand, where there's something written in it] I declare that all mommies and daddies stop fighting, that people stop bein' sad and play more, for people to stop gettin' hurt and dying cause it stinks! for someone to bring in more rappigs and for...that Halloween thing cause it has candy!
[He looks around with a big grin, accomplished at his announcement] That's all! [And now he gets off his box.]
[...If you heard all of that, poke him.]