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There is no privacy in this internet cafe.
I'm on holiday and it's quite good. There has been sufficient sunshine to burn me, turn all burnt parts into tan then burn me again so that's pleasing. Most days have been spent walking, lying or swimming in the SCORCHING heat, I've proclaimed myself a table tennis king and this "morning" afternoon I had the largest breakfast in my life. I have no idea why I mentioned that HELLO FRASER LET'S READ MY UPDATE AS I'M TYPING YOU ARE SO SNEAKY I WASN'T AWARE OF THAT but last night was fucking nuts.
Max (that's my cousin) and I started the day with a game of table tennis, and with my kingly position I obviously won. We went to this place, "The Dubliner". I won't say much but I will point out that dancing on tables is more fun than table tennis victories, just in case you were curious. How I worked the complex door opening mechanism at the hotel only the receptionist will know.
Running out of time and this doesn't even count as a proper update but I got sidetracked with other stuff. It is Max's birthday today. Happy birthday Max!
YOU AS WELL MURD even though that was yesterday. That phonecall was nuts, just like Sharmon, who says "nuts", "nutter" and "nutjob" more times than us and I didn't even influence it, I promise.
Finally, I hate treadmills so much.
I'm on holiday and it's quite good. There has been sufficient sunshine to burn me, turn all burnt parts into tan then burn me again so that's pleasing. Most days have been spent walking, lying or swimming in the SCORCHING heat, I've proclaimed myself a table tennis king and this "morning" afternoon I had the largest breakfast in my life. I have no idea why I mentioned that HELLO FRASER LET'S READ MY UPDATE AS I'M TYPING YOU ARE SO SNEAKY I WASN'T AWARE OF THAT but last night was fucking nuts.
Max (that's my cousin) and I started the day with a game of table tennis, and with my kingly position I obviously won. We went to this place, "The Dubliner". I won't say much but I will point out that dancing on tables is more fun than table tennis victories, just in case you were curious. How I worked the complex door opening mechanism at the hotel only the receptionist will know.
Running out of time and this doesn't even count as a proper update but I got sidetracked with other stuff. It is Max's birthday today. Happy birthday Max!
YOU AS WELL MURD even though that was yesterday. That phonecall was nuts, just like Sharmon, who says "nuts", "nutter" and "nutjob" more times than us and I didn't even influence it, I promise.
Finally, I hate treadmills so much.