A Certain Person's Final Submissions
"If this general proceeding is about punishment, I think I've been punished enough. My open wounds (arising from my own selfish, perverse conduct) will probably never heal. I live with this hurt everyday knowing that I'm the saddest clown in the whole molester town. I'm going to enjoy my vacation to Mexico where I've enslaved 12 year old Conseulo as my personal tear-catcher. Everyday I cry over the mean old high school student that totally ruined my life. I'm a good guy. Don't you see my grandma sweater? I ain't no wolf in sheep's clothing, I was a goat for Halloween and I didn't even have to dress up. I'm not a sinister guy, I'm just a sensitive soul with sensible pants from K-Mart. Why you no likey me Megan? I'm a real good person, dis I promise you dat. Why you wanna hurt me with your eyes? In summary, I whip myself every night and like it, so I don't need any more punishment. Amen, God has spoken."
Okay so it's a rough paraphrase, but you get the point.
Okay so it's a rough paraphrase, but you get the point.