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Does anyone know what the policy on pets in dormitories is?

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...What kind of pet?

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One which will be content to remain in her terrarium.

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Oh god, is it a spider or something?

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She's a Mexican redknee tarantula, yes.

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Oh.

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She'll be less obtrusive than a hamster.

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You know, it's always easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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Your concern is appreciated.

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They probably won't even notice if you just casually bring it in. I mean, we got away with way worse stuff than tarantulas in the dorms.

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I'm not sure I understand tarantulas to be a bad thing.

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No, I mean, if tarantulas weren't allowed in the dorms or something.

I mean, I'm pretty sure pot is more not allowed in the dorms.

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Ah.

Please take care of your health.

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Ew, no. Shikamaru's the pothead, not me.

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But you understand why that was a concerning statement.

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I implied somebody had pot in the dorms, not me specifically.

I mean, it's nice and all sometimes, but it makes me super hungry and I really can't afford those empty calories.

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This is not an encouraging direction to continue the conversation in, Yamanaka.