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Recently, I have been randomly amusing the identity of another person. This person's name is Cauliflower. He seems to be rather devoid of the effects of life's hardships, and is also not a victim of what some people call their "shame". His hair is a curly yellowish blonde, it seems unkempt, and is often used in the same manner as a dog's tail. For some reason, Cauliflower can be summoned up out of me much like Beetlejuice.
I hope that this alter-ego does not manifest in other aspects of my life. Mainly because he is always naked.