i've forgotten...
the time and devotion i've devoted to this little corner of the www. Well i have a myspace and the url is
www.myspace.com/deadlyseamonkeys
what else did you expect? No one is on this site!!!
Oh well
WEll for homecoming this year i single handedly planned out an anti homecoming called HOMEGOING and it went surprisingly well.
well i guess this one should cover the mucho divertido we had at HOMEGOING cuz yeah.
So everyone(alyse, megan, and liz) arrives at my house at aboot sixish and we get ready(dresses) and Steve(my date) calls and hes all, "i'm right down the road, blah blah blah" so the make-up process had to go into hyperdrive cuz he was at my door in no more than 2 minutes. So we be lookin pretty nice and he be lookin pretty nice and he brought his jeep. So we all hop in and we start a-blaring-with-the-music and it wans't long until we were drag racing with SUVs filled with old men and it wasnt long before we discovered 2 cans of AXE deoderant body spray. Steve just says, "Close the windows and keep sprayin" so after everyone was nearly dead by suffocation a whole bunch of girls in a limo were waving aat us and i was like, "oh crap, its the AXE effect!!! Drive!!!" Steve is such a pimp.
So we get to GOOFY GOLF and it was cool checking the place out. So we crossed the road(nearly die) to a cemetery to wait fer Kyla. She got there and we were hangin in the cemetery. So we cross the road(nearly die again) and we walked thru the putt putt cuz no one wanted to waste time or money doing that gay crap. A skee ball tournament was held and we won 1 squirt gun and 4 plastic flies. After that we go on ahead and go driving in go-karts. The dude running it was seriously creepy and he was like "yoiu should take the budweiser one" and he looked at alyse and was like"you should take the hooters one." So everyone was trying to manage getting into the go-karts without giving everyone a show(which was a difficult process) and i couldnt figure out where the buckle went until the guy running it came over and tried to demonstrate how it went between my legs and i was like, "no, thanks, im fine, REALLY!" so steve was in first until he crashed and i suck at driving so its all good. Megan took pictures and we had a lot of fun.
After all is done with the go-karts, we start walking around and steve is doing kart wheels and im laughing at his kart wheels and we walk over to the bridge over the stankified water of the puttputt and we had a rave. It wasnt long until i remembered that steve had my money in his shirt pocket so i asked him how it was doing and he figured out that it fell out during one of his kart wheels. So we try to find the money and its not with the coupons we found on the ground and i jokingly yell about my money being gone and some dude was like, "you lost some money?" and i was like, yeah 14 dollars, and he had it and gave it to me.
So wer'e waiting for Davey to show up and when he finally does we all decide it was a good idea to go bowling. So we all (7 ppl) pile into the jeep and head off for the thirsty pony.
right away we could tell we were going to be a minority in the place seeing how everyone was ethnic so it was all good and i ran into one of my black friends named Aaron and he let us bowl free. The rave lights were going crazy and we were all dressed up and there was loud gangsta music playing so 1/3 the time we were goofing off, 1/3 of the time we were bowling and the other 1/3 was dedicated to dancing. By this point we were used to ppl staring at us so we didnt really mind too much. of course kyla won the bowling cuz shes on a team. After that my guests were very comfortable around each other.
We all piled back into the jeep and we were on our way to the ghostly manor. On the way we jammed to Poison the Well. We got there and i really didnt know what to expect. So we wait outside the door and we split into 2 groups. Davey, kyla, and megan were in one and steve, me, alyse, and liz were the other. So the former group goes thru and were all excited and then its our turn to go. So we walk thru the dark and it was some crepy crap. steve was holding my hand, and liz and alyse we behind us screaming. And whenever something creepy pooped up we just screamed in their face. It was fun, even the freezer with dead bodies in it was okay cuz we sprinted thru it.
After this we headed towards v-town for mcDonalds. We got there and met up with Crystal and her date,and Brittany and Ritchie. Liz called adam and he walked to the mcdonalds and Alyse called some of her vermilion friends and told them to come to my house later. So we just hung out at the md's for an hour and then davey and kyla had to go. So we all went back to my house. When we got there some weird kids were there waiting for us. Some kid named billy and some kid named nick. So billy decided it would be best to pee in my driveway. And there was an insane amount of pee on my driveway. this was gross. So we went inside and took pictures and watched stupid movies and after that we played hid an dgo seek in the dark. This worked not too well cuz my yard is massive. So billy and nick and adam finally leave, i told steve to leave cuz it was way too late to be driving (2am) and megan got picked up. Alyse and liz spent the nite and liz and i tried so hard to scare alyse but she wasnt buying it.
THE FRIKKIN END.
www.myspace.com/deadlyseamonkeys
what else did you expect? No one is on this site!!!
Oh well
WEll for homecoming this year i single handedly planned out an anti homecoming called HOMEGOING and it went surprisingly well.
well i guess this one should cover the mucho divertido we had at HOMEGOING cuz yeah.
So everyone(alyse, megan, and liz) arrives at my house at aboot sixish and we get ready(dresses) and Steve(my date) calls and hes all, "i'm right down the road, blah blah blah" so the make-up process had to go into hyperdrive cuz he was at my door in no more than 2 minutes. So we be lookin pretty nice and he be lookin pretty nice and he brought his jeep. So we all hop in and we start a-blaring-with-the-music and it wans't long until we were drag racing with SUVs filled with old men and it wasnt long before we discovered 2 cans of AXE deoderant body spray. Steve just says, "Close the windows and keep sprayin" so after everyone was nearly dead by suffocation a whole bunch of girls in a limo were waving aat us and i was like, "oh crap, its the AXE effect!!! Drive!!!" Steve is such a pimp.
So we get to GOOFY GOLF and it was cool checking the place out. So we crossed the road(nearly die) to a cemetery to wait fer Kyla. She got there and we were hangin in the cemetery. So we cross the road(nearly die again) and we walked thru the putt putt cuz no one wanted to waste time or money doing that gay crap. A skee ball tournament was held and we won 1 squirt gun and 4 plastic flies. After that we go on ahead and go driving in go-karts. The dude running it was seriously creepy and he was like "yoiu should take the budweiser one" and he looked at alyse and was like"you should take the hooters one." So everyone was trying to manage getting into the go-karts without giving everyone a show(which was a difficult process) and i couldnt figure out where the buckle went until the guy running it came over and tried to demonstrate how it went between my legs and i was like, "no, thanks, im fine, REALLY!" so steve was in first until he crashed and i suck at driving so its all good. Megan took pictures and we had a lot of fun.
After all is done with the go-karts, we start walking around and steve is doing kart wheels and im laughing at his kart wheels and we walk over to the bridge over the stankified water of the puttputt and we had a rave. It wasnt long until i remembered that steve had my money in his shirt pocket so i asked him how it was doing and he figured out that it fell out during one of his kart wheels. So we try to find the money and its not with the coupons we found on the ground and i jokingly yell about my money being gone and some dude was like, "you lost some money?" and i was like, yeah 14 dollars, and he had it and gave it to me.
So wer'e waiting for Davey to show up and when he finally does we all decide it was a good idea to go bowling. So we all (7 ppl) pile into the jeep and head off for the thirsty pony.
right away we could tell we were going to be a minority in the place seeing how everyone was ethnic so it was all good and i ran into one of my black friends named Aaron and he let us bowl free. The rave lights were going crazy and we were all dressed up and there was loud gangsta music playing so 1/3 the time we were goofing off, 1/3 of the time we were bowling and the other 1/3 was dedicated to dancing. By this point we were used to ppl staring at us so we didnt really mind too much. of course kyla won the bowling cuz shes on a team. After that my guests were very comfortable around each other.
We all piled back into the jeep and we were on our way to the ghostly manor. On the way we jammed to Poison the Well. We got there and i really didnt know what to expect. So we wait outside the door and we split into 2 groups. Davey, kyla, and megan were in one and steve, me, alyse, and liz were the other. So the former group goes thru and were all excited and then its our turn to go. So we walk thru the dark and it was some crepy crap. steve was holding my hand, and liz and alyse we behind us screaming. And whenever something creepy pooped up we just screamed in their face. It was fun, even the freezer with dead bodies in it was okay cuz we sprinted thru it.
After this we headed towards v-town for mcDonalds. We got there and met up with Crystal and her date,and Brittany and Ritchie. Liz called adam and he walked to the mcdonalds and Alyse called some of her vermilion friends and told them to come to my house later. So we just hung out at the md's for an hour and then davey and kyla had to go. So we all went back to my house. When we got there some weird kids were there waiting for us. Some kid named billy and some kid named nick. So billy decided it would be best to pee in my driveway. And there was an insane amount of pee on my driveway. this was gross. So we went inside and took pictures and watched stupid movies and after that we played hid an dgo seek in the dark. This worked not too well cuz my yard is massive. So billy and nick and adam finally leave, i told steve to leave cuz it was way too late to be driving (2am) and megan got picked up. Alyse and liz spent the nite and liz and i tried so hard to scare alyse but she wasnt buying it.
THE FRIKKIN END.