lazy enough to wear sweatpants!

Dec 22, 2021 09:46

now thats fucking lazy.. i always feel like a fat bastard when i wear sweat pants... mostly cuz i only see fat people wearing them... why is that... why not put on some hammer pants or something?? nothing against fat people though seriously sweat pants rule... i feel like i dont have to do shit all day... and oh wait i dont.
so my life is pretty nice right now... feeling a bit lonely in the womyn department as the holidays are designed to make you feel miserable like that however it is really good to be around old friends again...i just wish everyone didnt have jobs so that i could spend time with everyone and not just my fellow broke friends without jobs...you know the worthless ones that smoke all your cigarettes and drink all your booze..yeah those guys... so basically if everyone could be rich and never work that would be fucking awesome... what do you say kids... rich no work... sound good?

ok ill get right on that

does anyone have any welding equipment they want to give me for christmas... i want to weld right now and well... you get the picture...
merry fucking chrishnakwansamess or something
and definitely a big BA HUMBUG!!! to all of you non plastic people who know exactly what christmas is all about... money and blowjobs... thats right christmas is about money and blowjobs... the cheap plastic felatio consumer whores... BA HUMBUG!!
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