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Elephants are my favorite animals. I made this decision years before being random was a cool thing.
Why? As a kid, my sister brought me to the zoo. I stood in front of an open elephant display where a little elephant (okay little as in like 7 feet tall) was looking back at me. It fucking pointed at me with its trunk. My sister called me over and I walked to my sister who was way to my right. The elephant followed me with its trunk. Yeah, best elephant story. lol. Cute, huh?
Daryl got me a little elephant plush. I named it Owen. Katrina got me a tiny pink plush elephant that squeaks. I haven't come up with a name yet.
I already picked my future child's Halloween costume...yep, that's right: elephant. LOL.
Sometimes it's like "why the fuck do I like elephants?" Then I remember...
My kid will hate me when they are a teenager. HAHAHA.
Not as bad as my second kid who will be a chicken:
I love you, future kids! Just let me laugh at you for the first few years and it'll be all good.