Retarded shitz

Jul 12, 2009 20:41

Omg i love vanessa:
http://www.bored.com/getannoyed/school.htm plus she sent me daughtry's new album hohoho.

Lets play dare or dare we've new retardo dares naoooo /(^.^)\
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On the day the paper is due, skip into class, waving the paper and screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the class a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell, "There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all through the period, or until the prof throws you out.

If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't do the paper because you're not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just illusions created by your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write about whether or not the paper actually exists.

Make a footprint on the back of one of the pages. When questioned by the professor, act like it's nothing unusual. After all, he did tell you to include footnotes.

Type gibberish. When you hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while you were printing it, and you couldn't retrieve the original.

When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline of the piece of paper you typed it on and hand it in.
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Omg wts rofl my stomach hurts.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

I'm gonna try it tmr maybe lets hope our seating arrangement remains the same!

YONGXIN IS AWESOME!
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*fake name used

Cool guy*:
HAHAHA
Omg wts rofl my stomach hurts.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
OMG
DO THIS
HAHAHAHA NO LA ACTUALLY I BET YOU CANT

Weeqin:
HAHAHHAHAA
I CANNN
WHY NOT ;(

Cool guy*:
YOU CANTTTTTT
YOU'LL BURST OUT LAUGHING BEFORE YOU SHOUT IT
SRSLY

Weeqin:
OI.
hahahha

Cool guy*:
THERE I PROVED MYSELF

Weeqin:
HAHAHAHHA
WTH.
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DARE/DARE ON MSN.

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