junk email/mail woes...and a postscript...

[abstractshan]

so i've officially been here long enough to receive junk mail and junk email

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[heinousbiotch]

I think you're a meanie and don't want to read any of your journals anymore.

hehehe

i know i want to learn how to increase my penis size, where do i sign up? ;) junk email always makes me laugh. i used to open them with my old roommate, she and i looked at a lot of porn together. sometimes, i love the french.

[abstractshan]

neener, neener, neener...

nah dude, i HAVE to...it's ridiculous...someone can't keep themselves out of my life...so it's high time i did what is appropriate and made the damn thing "friends only" for good...

you sign up for a penis increase by using the website at the bottom of the email...too bad i deleted it, otherwise i'd give you the link!!

junk email is hilarious...some of the funniest shit gets put into email form...wouldn't you agree??

[heinousbiotch]

okay, so if you haven't seen hudson hawk this is going to sound really bad, but to quote hudson hawk "want me to rape em?"

See, that sounded bad, but when you see the movie, it's really funny. okay. i'm sick, yes, we all know this.

yeah, i mostly do friends only, or i do customs a lot because sometimes i only want you and anieska reading what i say. :)

YES. i love spam, it makes me giggle when i've been having a bad day.

[abstractshan]

hahaha...yes, please rape 'em...:P

how do you set up custom entries? you'll have to help me out! i'm sure that if i read on the livejournal website i'd know...but darn...i don't know...

and spam is extra funny!!!

[heinousbiotch]

okay, so you're going to have to go to manage accounts, then under friends go to edit custom friends groups, and from there it's pretty much self explanatory. :) it really helps out.

[abstractshan]

coolio!

you're the bestest!!!!!!!

[abstractshan]

those are cute...;) you have every valid right to own those articles of clothing!!! i love those boots...those are the cutest!!

and you rule too...;)

[heinousbiotch]

I KNOW RIGHT? those boots, while a silly purchase in spring, are PERFECT for next winter, i searched SO HARD FOR THEM LAST WINTER. but could only find fuschia or turquoise, and that wasn't happening.

[abstractshan]

i think they are teh cutest!!!!

:)

and that's my final answer regis!!

[heinousbiotch]

okay, so enough about my shopping.

what's up with this person i've gotta take care of?

[abstractshan]

you know who that person is...just think hard enough...it'll all make sense!!:P

and if you still don't get who (::cough:: she ::cough::) is...then you suck...:P

[heinousbiotch]

yeah, i sorta figured. that's lame. i'm totally going to hunt her down when i get there and smack a bitch.

[abstractshan]

hahaha...and i'd laugh if that were to actually work out according to plan!!

in the meantime...do you know how i create a post that strictly says "friends only" yet allows for me to update it and keep it defaulted to "friends only."

why am i having such a special day??

[heinousbiotch]

because you left your helmet at home? ;) hehe

i have absolutely no idea. :) i think you've always got to define what type of entry it is, there may be something about it in the faqs?

[abstractshan]

i'm searching through there...but my brokers still think they need to give me work on TOP of that...

and yes, i left it at home...damn the man!!!