My Geekiness Is Rubbing Off on the Kid

May 27, 2008 19:09

Conversation 20 minutes ago:

Kid:  "What are you reading?"
Me:  "Great Feuds in History.  Do you know what a "feud" is?"
Kid:  "No."
Me:  "A "feud" is a major fight that typically lasts over a long period of time."
Kid:  "Oh.  Who are those ladies on the cover?"
Me:  "That's Queen Elizabeth I and that's Mary Queen of Scots.  They were half sisters, but they couldn't stand each other."
Kid:  "How come?"
Me:  "Lots of reasons, but mainly because Mary liked to keep a bunch of mess going.  Queen Elizabeth put up with her for a long time, but eventually she ordered her folks to chop Mary's head off because..."
::Kid cuts me off and pretends to wield a sword::
Kid:  "BECAUSE THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!"

*ded*

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