This Week...in a Nutshell
I think I made it to work on time one day this week.
Yep. Just once.
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For Bones fans:
Agent Booth?!!! For reals?
Oh NOooooooooeeeeez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Am I the only one who turns into a complete space case when going to get the oil changed or getting the vehicle inspected? I swear, you'd think I was taking a test to become an FBI agent by how frazzled I get. Suddenly I can't distinguish the windshield wiper gauge from the left turn/right turn indicator. I don't remember how to shut the lights off and God help me if they want me to locate my emergency indicators with any kind of swiftness.
Arggh...I feel so stupid.
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John Edwards endorsement FOR THE WIN!
I keep getting this image of Barack Obama smackin't the table in front of HRC while yelllin' "DOMINO MUHFUKKA!!" a la Ice Cube in "Boyz in the Hood."
Not that Obama would do something so ghettoliciously crude...I'm just saying.
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Did anyone else see Tonya Harding on The Today Show this week?
WTF was she talking about?? Did she give an acceptance speech at the end of her interview? She was all "And I wanna thank my publisher for giving me a chance, and I also wanna thank Blah Blah Blah for believing in me...." I was laughing my ass off.
And LOL @ Meredith Viera pointing out Obama using her name as in "pull a Tonya Harding" and Tonya Harding trying to turn it into people not focusing on the issues but focusing on her.
Bitch please....take your infamy, own it, and move on. Nobody cares anymore.
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McDonald's Sweet Tea is laced with crack...I'm convinced. I can't stop drinking that stuff!
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My love for Anderson Cooper increases exponentially by the day. What the hell is John King gonna do after the election is over and there is no more need for the magic board? He's like the John Madden of politics with that thing.
"Hillary lost another superdelegate...DOINK!" ::draws lines on the screen...moves the dark blue line forward::
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I just finished watching SNL and I'll be damned...I had a feeling that geezer John McCain could bring the funny funny.
Oldness indeed.