Life of a INTP
Anybody remember a while ago when I asked the members of this community if they would make their own version of "A hypothetical day of a INTJ" but then for their own Type? Well here's the first one based on my life as lived on 25th of March 2004. Sorry it's taken me so long to put it online but my computer kept on eating it.
So, for the interest of futhering understanding of Type I present to you:
"The Life of a INTP"
7:05 I wake up cursing the day I decided to beat Guardians at their own game Not only did I willingly decide to get a diploma in administration but I decided to do the extra touch one as well.
Which even my ESTJ and ISTJ friend hate.
8:32 Tiny bit behind schedule. I decide to take the slower bus because although it might take a few min longer I'm quite sure it will get me to school on time.
I meet a old friend from high school on the buys. I type her as a Artisan (SP) although I'm not sure which type. She says that she believes that you should "keep the money rolling"
She looks like a crack whore, her wrists are thin and she's been wearing that same jumper for a week. I find it somewhat hard to believe that she works at a sport shop but I keep my mouth shut.
She claims to be happy although she seems to be doubting it. I plan to ask my mother if that particular area is known for crack whores. I swear my mother must have some kind of magical power incomprehensible to INTP kind but she seems to always know that kind of stuff.
9:10 I arrive at school on time to find my best friend waiting there.I had to use my special sprinting technique to catch the tram but at least I'm there on time.
I excuse myself to go check on a few things on the net. I immediately put three computers on and thankfully one of them works. Cursing the idiot in charge of computers at the college (their still using Windows 95 for Gods sake!) I spend the next 15 min in bliss before I'm dragged away from the computer.
9:45 I'm playing around with my friends when one of them decides to pull me up by my backpack. I put my hands on his shoulder to help him and I shoot up like a polaris missile. I resist the urge to wrap my legs around his waist and yell "YIPEE KA YO KA YEE!!" because I know how uncomfortable this came make him.
14:15 In yet the latest meeting one of my friends is almost shouting at me yet again. I'm getting tired of him trying to blame everything on me and I resolve to beat the living crap out of him at the end of the school year. I'm a pacifist but this guy could make Budda throw a fit. I am both comforted and annoyed by the thought that I would probably forget all about it by the end of the year but till then thinking of the most efficient way to teach him a lesson is soothing enough. Soon my precious... very soon
14:30 After proving my friend wrong and showing that my work is quite up to scratch I try to find my way home only to find out that public transport has been disrupted. I decide to take a bus to the local market where I'll try and get those chicken drumsticks my mother wanted.
15:11 After walking up and down the market a few times I finally find the right shop only to find out that the prices are wrong. I decide not to buy any at the moment as it's a nice day, the sun is shining and I feel like taking the long route home. I buy some salty popcorn (I would regret not getting sweet quite a few times that day) and wonder why I don't buy the chicken anyway (even if it's more expensive then planned)
15:40 I'm a bit lost. Understandable since I haven't been in this part of town before. I decide to ignore signs and follow my fun detector. It usually gets me to my place of destination (although I might fall into a small adventure on the way)
15:55 I find a pretty little shop and overcome by curiosity I stumble in to look at all the little statues etc etc. I realize my mistake as poor quality incense makes me feel like passing out.
16:50 I finally find the costume shops I've been looking. I start shopping for accessories for my birthday masquerade party.
17:15 I haven't been able to find much in the shops but I did buy a fake stethoscope.
18:15 I'm finally home and spend over a hour talking to my mother before finally going upstairs to my sweet little computer.
01:25 I finally put my computer off and stumble into my bed. Ahhh blessed sleep brother of death. I set my alarm for 5:30 realizing that I had forgotten to do my homework for school and that even though I put my alarm quite loud I'll sleep through it anyway. I drift into a exhausted slumber as I wonder how many people will remember it's my birthday tomorrow.
So, for the interest of futhering understanding of Type I present to you:
"The Life of a INTP"
7:05 I wake up cursing the day I decided to beat Guardians at their own game Not only did I willingly decide to get a diploma in administration but I decided to do the extra touch one as well.
Which even my ESTJ and ISTJ friend hate.
8:32 Tiny bit behind schedule. I decide to take the slower bus because although it might take a few min longer I'm quite sure it will get me to school on time.
I meet a old friend from high school on the buys. I type her as a Artisan (SP) although I'm not sure which type. She says that she believes that you should "keep the money rolling"
She looks like a crack whore, her wrists are thin and she's been wearing that same jumper for a week. I find it somewhat hard to believe that she works at a sport shop but I keep my mouth shut.
She claims to be happy although she seems to be doubting it. I plan to ask my mother if that particular area is known for crack whores. I swear my mother must have some kind of magical power incomprehensible to INTP kind but she seems to always know that kind of stuff.
9:10 I arrive at school on time to find my best friend waiting there.I had to use my special sprinting technique to catch the tram but at least I'm there on time.
I excuse myself to go check on a few things on the net. I immediately put three computers on and thankfully one of them works. Cursing the idiot in charge of computers at the college (their still using Windows 95 for Gods sake!) I spend the next 15 min in bliss before I'm dragged away from the computer.
9:45 I'm playing around with my friends when one of them decides to pull me up by my backpack. I put my hands on his shoulder to help him and I shoot up like a polaris missile. I resist the urge to wrap my legs around his waist and yell "YIPEE KA YO KA YEE!!" because I know how uncomfortable this came make him.
14:15 In yet the latest meeting one of my friends is almost shouting at me yet again. I'm getting tired of him trying to blame everything on me and I resolve to beat the living crap out of him at the end of the school year. I'm a pacifist but this guy could make Budda throw a fit. I am both comforted and annoyed by the thought that I would probably forget all about it by the end of the year but till then thinking of the most efficient way to teach him a lesson is soothing enough. Soon my precious... very soon
14:30 After proving my friend wrong and showing that my work is quite up to scratch I try to find my way home only to find out that public transport has been disrupted. I decide to take a bus to the local market where I'll try and get those chicken drumsticks my mother wanted.
15:11 After walking up and down the market a few times I finally find the right shop only to find out that the prices are wrong. I decide not to buy any at the moment as it's a nice day, the sun is shining and I feel like taking the long route home. I buy some salty popcorn (I would regret not getting sweet quite a few times that day) and wonder why I don't buy the chicken anyway (even if it's more expensive then planned)
15:40 I'm a bit lost. Understandable since I haven't been in this part of town before. I decide to ignore signs and follow my fun detector. It usually gets me to my place of destination (although I might fall into a small adventure on the way)
15:55 I find a pretty little shop and overcome by curiosity I stumble in to look at all the little statues etc etc. I realize my mistake as poor quality incense makes me feel like passing out.
16:50 I finally find the costume shops I've been looking. I start shopping for accessories for my birthday masquerade party.
17:15 I haven't been able to find much in the shops but I did buy a fake stethoscope.
18:15 I'm finally home and spend over a hour talking to my mother before finally going upstairs to my sweet little computer.
01:25 I finally put my computer off and stumble into my bed. Ahhh blessed sleep brother of death. I set my alarm for 5:30 realizing that I had forgotten to do my homework for school and that even though I put my alarm quite loud I'll sleep through it anyway. I drift into a exhausted slumber as I wonder how many people will remember it's my birthday tomorrow.