For fuck's sake. Why do we always get stuck with the job of passing messages on?
So the Hag has 'ordered' us to post about
llama_in_a_tutu (don't look at us, he's nothing to do with us. Ok, so we wear dresses sometimes, but not all the time).
Apparently he can't post himself because he can only speak in Smiths/Morrissey lyrics. *falls asleep*
Yeah so anyway - this is the fun part (/sarcasm) - if you choose to do so, you may attempt to guess the title of the song
llama_in_a_tutu is using. If you get it right, you get a point.
At the end of each month, the Hag will add up how many points each of you has and the winner will receive a prize (to be decided upon at a later date).
The Hag is not stupid - wait, yes she is. WE are not stupid and we know that it is very easy to cheat by using search engines. Therefore, this is where
psychic_llama comes in.
psychic_llama is (surprise surprise) psychic. She (yes, it is a she) will be working with
llama_in_a_tutu by looking into her crystal ball to see who has cheated. She will then reveal her information and the person who has cheated will lose several points.
The problem with this is that
psychic_llama is often wrong. This may mean that you guess correctly without cheating and she will still decide you have cheated. Her word will be final. She will pass her information on to the Hag and you will lose your points anyway.
Also,
llama_in_a_tutu may be an embarrassment to us, but he is still a llama. This means that he is easily enraged. When he is feeling enraged, he may randomly decide to deduct points from people for no reason whatsoever. It may, however, be possible to negotiate with him when this happens.
Your guesses should be made in comments to the appropriate post/comment that
llama_in_a_tutu makes. The Hag will be keeping a record on her computer of your scores.
Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let the games commence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can hardly wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*falls asleep permanently*