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i can't fall asleep. here's the story:
i was playing max payne, trying to get past the stupid baby-blood-trail maze, when i heard a rustling noise in the leaves outside. cats aren't clumsy enough to make those noises, and dad's not home, so i turn off the light in my room, look down from my window and see the fattest fucking opossum i have ever seen. it was like a big cat with a rat tail. then, i saw another one. my back yard is like fat opossum gathering area. i called michal over, and she saw it. she decided to go downstairs to get a better look while i was gagging. it looked like that giant rat thing in the princess bride when buttercup and wesley go into that swamp and buttercup falls into the sand pit while it bites wesley on the arm and he stabs. yeah, that's what it looked like.
i was playing max payne, trying to get past the stupid baby-blood-trail maze, when i heard a rustling noise in the leaves outside. cats aren't clumsy enough to make those noises, and dad's not home, so i turn off the light in my room, look down from my window and see the fattest fucking opossum i have ever seen. it was like a big cat with a rat tail. then, i saw another one. my back yard is like fat opossum gathering area. i called michal over, and she saw it. she decided to go downstairs to get a better look while i was gagging. it looked like that giant rat thing in the princess bride when buttercup and wesley go into that swamp and buttercup falls into the sand pit while it bites wesley on the arm and he stabs. yeah, that's what it looked like.