Jun 28, 2005 22:44
So I must write about two nights...
The 26th. I hope, was two days ago. And it went a little something like this. Worked my ass off. It was a sunday. Hot it was, like a hot summer day. The beach we went, like kids in a candy shop.Pulled over we got, like four kids each having drank their share of beer. A 0.0 I got on a breathalizer, and that's with three beers and a lot of liquor. Cop pulled us over he did, cause pass me I did not let him. Drunk I am right now. Typing away like a frantic computer geek in chatroom with a stripper. I love Josh I do, like a girl freind loves her boyfriend. Hate people who make up shit like a jealous bitch hates a pretty girl.
Last night beer pong was played, like the victory of our country rested on our winnings. Mike Mackos was the destination like Iraq is for our troops. Flip cup was the game, like football is our nations passed time. (not baseball like we would all hope). Woke up did I, and had no idea where I was.
Tonight I drank, like drunken sailors who see females for the first time. Took a sign yes sir, like two drunk girls would run with a heavy rock. Dont care do I, if you like this entry, like Bill Nye doesnt give a shit about your preknown knowlege of science. Good Night I say, like a girl who is sleepy.
Adios amigos.
Shout outs I give, like blood tests to the HIV impared.
What up Ryan Cameron, Jen Conway, Bill Nye, Crazy Cop, Dad, Mr Kershenski, and Chris Cringle