18 and the like

[abster226]

To friends and to whom it may concern,
Since the completion of my eighteen year is fast approaching, I feel it is necessary to make some sort of statement. And my statement will be my reactions on the subject in order of intensity.

1. idontwanttogrowuppleasepleasedontmakemeitsscarrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2. whoa cool
3. does this mean i get to drive?
4. o.O lotto tickets...275 million dollars anyone?
5. cigarettes....will probably kill me
   

I think with that I have firmly established my immaturity and I hereby promise not to get any more mature because if I do I think something in my head will get over-wound and spring loose. All in all maturity will be bad for the gears and cogs in my brain so I will stave it off as long as possible in an attempt at self-preservation.

Well, that's that and I don't remember if I completed the list of things I was supposed to do or if i even had a list, but in any case it probably wasn't hugely important and I've gotten into college so it's literally the end of the world as I know it.

good-bye dear friends

on a side note i can wash my own clothes *glows with pride*