It's too goddamn cold to be april
I'm sitting in red, plaid pajama pants, two sweaters, double layered socks that say on the label they're supposed to keep you warm in twenty degree weather, and, to top it all off, a sky blue bathrobe that makes me look like a care bear and yet, somehow, I manage to be a little chilly. How is this fair? I think there must be something biologically wrong with me.