May 26, 2005 00:00
1) When I was a kid after school:
I'd come home and watch TV
2) This one time when I was high:
I woke up...because it must have been a dream since I just say no to drugs.
3) The New Pope:
Has a sweet ride. El PapaMovil.
4) I fall asleep easily:
when I read for school.
5) I need more:
money, love, attention, time off, clothes, shoes.
6) I need less:
work, headaches.
7) Public toilets are useful for:
absolutely nothing because they're super gross.
8) The United States should change its name to:
MonicaLand.
9) My theme song would be:
Get Money - Junior Mafia. Not because of the lyrics but because it sounds like they're saying "get MONIE" and it's been my song since like 6th grade.
10) Sometimes I think people:
aren't NICE enough.
11) Prescription drugs are:
good at what they do.
12) I think about sex when:
I think about my boyfriend--which is like once every 2 seconds. HAHA...super skanky. >:)
13) The middle finger is most useful:
when used with your other fingers.
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes:
those idiots charged me twice.
15) In one month:
I'll be super excited about the CRUISEEEEEE!!! jdfhgero76oa896!
16) For the last time:
LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!
17) The last thing I stole:
was my baby's heart.
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy:
would be a beautiful house for me and Andy...and a pair of Moschino shoes to make up for those yellow ones I returned. *sigh*
19)When in Rome:
Freakin' live it up with the ROMANS!
20) If only I could get rid of:
school.
21) Your mom:
goes to college.
22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be:
.... this is stupid.
23) The last person who talked to me:
was my babes online.
24) I mostly use the internet:
LIKE ALL THE TIME.
25) When I'm President:
I'll be the freaking man.
26) I most resemble:
my father.
27)The word I say too much is:
"hey maaaaan!"
29) Michael Jackson:
is whack.
30) The Speed limit means:
those people obviously never drove a car before because it is clearly too slow.
31) When I die I want my body:
to be left alone.
32) If I could go back in time I'd:
go back to freshman year at Southwest and do it allll over again. <3
33) The last time I said "this sucks":
...probably today.
34) You obviously know me well when:
you know me!
35) Tomorrow I will:
Go to work. And school. UGH.
36) I spend too much time:
on AOL.
37) The last thing I broke:
my NAIL!