A
• Are you available?: No
• What is your age?: 22
• What annoys you?: Loud noises, mean people, Bob.
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy? A kid from high school.
• When is your birthday?: March 10th.
• Who is your best friend?: Probably Jillian.
C
• What's your favorite candy? Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• Crush? Jill I guess?
• When was the last time you cried? I'm not sure... a long time ago though.
D
• Do you daydream?: Constantly.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: Alaskan Malamutes are cool. Scruffy is good too.
• What day of the week is it?: Thursday.
E:
• How do you like your eggs? Over hard.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? Yeah, I had really bad pneumonia once with a temperature of like 106 and I couldn't breathe. Also I got cut real bad once and was bleeding a lot.
• Ever pet an elephant?: I rode an elephant at the Ohio state fair when I was a tyke.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: You can never find one in time.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: Yes, but never for its intended use.
• Is there a fan in your room?: Yes.
G
• Do you chew gum?: Rarely.
• Do you like gummy candies?: No.
• Do you like gory movies?: Not really.
H
• How are you?: Used, abused and my back hurts a lot.
• What's your height?: 5'10"ish
• What color is your hair?: Brown.
I
• Whats your favorite ice cream?: Mint Oreo or Chocolate Peanut Butter swirl.
• Have you ever ice skated?: I used to skate a lot but not so much anymore.
• Ever been in an igloo?: Yes, when I was little they made one on the Boston Common along with a bunch of ice sculptures and I went inside.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean? The pink ones.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Sudo make me a sandwich! (Don't worry about it)
• Do you wear jewelry?: No.
K
• Who do you want to kill?: Kill is a strong word... maim?
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yes.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Not really.
L
• Are you laidback? Very.
• Lions or tigers?: Smilodon.
• Do you like black licorice? No.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Chipmunk Adventure. I used to have it on VHS but we watched it so many times that it wore through the tape. (Now I have it on DVD thanks to Jill!)
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: ...?
• Favorite store at the mall? The one where you get to butcher all the little kids. Wait, that was my basement.
N
• Do you have a nickname?: Cupcake and Puddin. Also Mase-Money.
• Whats your favorite number?: 7
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night. We're all god's children in the dark.
O
• What's your one wish?: To be happy and content.
• Are you an only child?: Not even close.
• Do you like the color orange?: I'm colorblind.
P
• What are you most paranoid about? Being abandoned.
• Piercings?: Negatory.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Not personally.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people? No. I generally give people a decent trial run before deciding what to do with them. Some people make it clear what they're like right off the bat though.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: I guess?
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: My Grandma.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: Yes. It's mainly because I don't make statements that I'm not completely sure about.
• Do you watch reality TV?: Does deadliest catch count?
• Reason to smile?: My utter adoreableness. Oh, and I refused to dig more of the ditch today because my back hurts and I've been digging for 4 days now and so I'm just chilling.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: I like rain. Bright sun hurts my eyes and is too hot for me.
• Do you like snow?: It can be fun for playing in but other than that it's a major pain.
• Whats your favorite season?: Late Fall, Early Spring.
T
• What time is it?: 10:27am
• What time did you wake up? 7am (First time I've slept past 5:30 since I got to Seattle!)
• Who did you last text?: Nobody, ever. (I don't have free texting... why not just call?)
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow? No.
• How many uncles do you have? 6
V
• What's the worst vegetable? Cabbage I guess? I can't come up with a batter one.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? What the hell is a Veggie Tale?
• Ever considered being vegan?: Hahaha... no.
W
• What's your worst habit? Nail Biting, being passive agressive.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: Yes.
• What's the weather like outside?: Cloudy and cool.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Tons. My doctor actually said that my collection of x-rays was impressive. I was sort of a high impact child.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Of course.
• Play the xylophone?: I have indeed.
Y
• Do you like the color yellow? Yes. No. Wait... still colorblind.
• What year were you born in? 1985
• Do you yell when you're angry? No. I quietly cope with whatever bad situation I'm in and then deal with it afterwards either by avoiding the people that caused it or planning and exacting some sort of revenge against said people. I'm very non-confrontational and underhanded like that.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: It seems to be more accurate than it really should be given what it is.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Pisces.
• Last Time you went to the zoo?: Long time ago. I'd like to go again.