Dec 06, 2005 00:53
To those of you keeping track:
Ralphy is dead.
time of death: btwn 10pm and 12:30 am December 5, 2005
location: the cheese and peanut butter station on top of the philidelphia cream cheese ad
funeral etc: small... limited to Olivia and myself and a snow shovel. it was a slightly drawn out service because his little chest was still rising and falling when we finally managed to work up the nerve to get close enough to wrap him up in his burial clothes and bring him to the garbage can.
post reception: included cleaning the blood that leaked through the paper onto the floor and washing hands with about 10 gallons of soap.
plan of action for the next couple days: wait to see if there's a juanita or little bambinos that we have yet to name. cross your fingers Ralphy was a bachelor - or neil is awake when we find them.
well - thats all.
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