GUESS WHO'S BACK? GUESS WHO DOESN'T CARE?
So, I wake up surf around the internet for a while, and every other site I go to is like yippee, wahoo, Hockey is back. Personally I could give two shits.
The only time I watch hockey is when it's around stanley cup time. Yep, I'm a "fair weather fan" and I'm damn proud of it.
In my opinion, "professional athletes" should not be allowed to whine about their salaries. ok ok ok get this: I'm getting 5 million dollars to... play a game. I think I need more money my five cars, big titted blonde wife, and three houses aren't enough to keep me entertained in my 3/4 of the year vacation called, the offseason. I'm going to use my personal jet to fly to my agent and complain.
I have a great idea, we're all gonna not play! Ha, that'l show everyone in america! They're not giving me enough money to do nothing. hahaha I'm so smart!
Here is america's response: ...
You want more money or you're not going to play? Ok fine. I don't give a shit. Football is cooler anyway. Have fun losing two houses and three of your cars.
Next season rolls around, and they're begging to get their money back, the nhl says, lol, fuck off. I tell you what I'll give you half of your money back, because it turns out we also make a zillion dollars by overcharging for tickets, parking, hot dogs, and beer.
Congratulations hockey players, if you would have kept your mouths shut, you'd be making twice and much as you are now. ha ha!