It should come as virtually no surprise that I am seriously contemplating getting a full sized lawn jockey for my new apt.
In particular
this one, unpainted.
Then all I would have to do is print out a pic of Rafael Bejarano's face and tape it on.
....then print out a pic of Bejarano's ass and tape that on, too. ^_^*
Yum.
EDIT::
....I didn't photoshop anything onto this photo.... >_>
* Interesting to note that I accidentally posted two pics of Bejarano w/ Ginger Punch. The top pic I selected because he looks particularly handsome, but it also happens to be when he & Ginger Punch won the Ruffian Stakes last year. The lovely derriere pic is a screenshot I took from a video of last Saturday's Grade I Ogden Phipps Handicap @ Belmont Park (which they also won!). After I had posted the second pic I remarked, "Hmm.. he seems to be wearing the same silks, doesn't he? I wonder if that top photo is Ginger Punch, too." Well, it is. How Twilight Zone is that? o_O