Letters

[absolutesnark]

Dear Comcast,

You suck.

No love,

Me

Dear Phillies,

If you're gonna lose, does it have to be on a night when both the Mets and Padres win?

Seriously, wtf?

Love,

Me

P.S. Please don't choke this year.

Dear Eagles,

I'm not talking to you until you win.

Love for now,

Me