Free Stuff Comes with a Price

[absoluteshine]

The other day on my flight back to LA, the gay steward(ess)/airline attendant, whatever bought me a drink. "Shhh...this one's on me" he whispered while inconspicuously handing me the little Tanqueray bottle and continuing to wheel the cart down the aisle

Comments

[virginiadare]

it is a good book. :) I just read it last week.

[absoluteshine]

It was good. I'd recommend Sedaris or Dave Eggars for more wit and less bizarre.

[spidergyrl]

now you know what it's like to be a woman when men buy her drinks!

[absoluteshine]

You feel compelled to give handjobs too?

[freshlatoast]

whatever Maly! you know you like the free drinks and u can just be like... thanks and turn your head! :-P

[spidergyrl]

but i'm SUPPOSE to toss my hair like that!

i don't mind the drinks. and i wouldn't snub a guy for it but that all depends on his own personality. i can imagine though, it'd be very expensive to be a guy.

[ddpriss]

No offense R... but the whole metrosexual thing can be seen as gay... especially if you're toting around cherry chapstick... : P

[absoluteshine]

Look bitch, I've moved onto lipsmackers!

[ddpriss]

Stop being jealous just cause I have better hair than you do now... in any case... which flavor?

[jerree604]

That's not what you said when I spooned you...

[absoluteshine]

Whatever, Mr I-just-cut-my-hair-to-please-the-man. You're not one of us anymore

[leafcat]

It WOULD have been nice of you to say thank you for the drink, and then hastily add that your gf is picking you up :)
I think that's what alot of women do when we're in that situation and we're not interested :P

[absoluteshine]

But women always accept the drink first and then ask the guy to buy for 9 of their friends also. And then they leave