Total Boredom Sometimes Reminds You How Not Bored You Really Are
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me...a crack addicted baby.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 5 pounds of BLING, 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 6 peeps a-slaying, 5 pounds of Bling, 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me 7 cons a-skimming, 6 peeps a-slaying, 5 pounds of Bling, 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 8 babes a-hoing, 7 cons a-skimming, 6 peeps a-slaying, 5 pounds of BLING, 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me 9 scabies itching, 8 babes a-hoing, 7 cons a-skimming, 6 peeps a-slaying, 5 pounds of BLING, 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 10 whatevers...I lost interest.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 5 pounds of BLING, 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 6 peeps a-slaying, 5 pounds of Bling, 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me 7 cons a-skimming, 6 peeps a-slaying, 5 pounds of Bling, 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 8 babes a-hoing, 7 cons a-skimming, 6 peeps a-slaying, 5 pounds of BLING, 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me 9 scabies itching, 8 babes a-hoing, 7 cons a-skimming, 6 peeps a-slaying, 5 pounds of BLING, 4 dirty words, 3 nudie pens, 2 bloody gloves and a crack addicted baby.
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 10 whatevers...I lost interest.