Comments | absolutelyvile: Do they wobble to and fro?

absolutelyvile

Do they wobble to and fro?

Apr 04, 2006 13:18

So I got the new Morrissey album this morning.

( Caution: Contents under pants. )

Comments 9

the_hawk April 4 2006, 17:29:42 UTC

Man, how am I supposed to turn lyrics of songs you like into something vaguely offensive when it starts out like that?!

squammie April 5 2006, 05:00:11 UTC

You still have other stanzas. There must be some opportunity there.

ex_lexxy April 4 2006, 17:56:36 UTC

This is why I've made a point of writing garbage lyrics from the outset.

Perhaps he's talking about a fucked-up keg party he went to?

kaliathaya April 4 2006, 21:36:44 UTC

ahahahaha! awesome. <3

squammie April 5 2006, 04:58:17 UTC

As I was reading your entry to Tony, he handed me a brief artical about Snakes on a Plane!

the_hawk April 5 2006, 06:31:33 UTC

Motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane!

helvissa April 5 2006, 11:44:38 UTC

It's like when he says, "I see the world, it makes me puke." C'mon Moz, say 'nauseous' or something, not 'puke'. You are not a chav in a Ford Capri.

The trouble with 'explosive kegs' is that the image in my mind is... well... quite gross really. A very phallic cannon, shall I say.

Still, I forgive him, I forgive him, always I do forgive him. Adorable ol' git that he is.

absolutelyvile April 5 2006, 13:36:57 UTC

I'm not sure I can forgive him for ruining what probably would have been my favorite track on the album :)

I've refriended you. I don't know when I defriended you, but I just now realized that I hadn't seen your posts in forever... duh, self. I tried to catch up by reading your LJ but I couldn't follow half of what was going on!

helvissa April 5 2006, 13:40:30 UTC

Yeah, I had a rather massive problem or two last week... might be best to skip over those.... ;)