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[absolutely_nott]

They made me cut my hair. My hair. At least I could convince them to leave it at a reasonable lenght.

I hate this school. All the things I said about Hogwarts? Hereby forgotten. It is fucking freezing here, and dark and I miss Ron, and Pansy, and Blaise, and Lucius, and Cissa...

I'm coming back soon.

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[sex_on_a_stem]

I think your hair looks really good, love. And no worries, it'll grow out if you really don't like it.

Hope you didn't freeze your bollocks off...those are awfully useful.

Can't wait...

[absolutely_nott]

PANSY! ...hello Pansy. How are you? It's been a while.

[sex_on_a_stem]

A long while...

I've been good. The school is dreadfully boring without you. The Gryffindors have gone insane. Your dear lover has gone into hiding. I was two seconds from bedding my new beau when he was given a teaching position. I'm sure you know what happened from there...

How have you been? Other than freezing and bitching about your hair...

[absolutely_nott]

The Gryffindors have always been completely bonkers, Pansy dear, nothing new there.

Dreadfully boring as well. The only entertainment they have here is ice-fishing. I passed.

[sex_on_a_stem]

Ah, yes...but there are more of them.

Always one to make me smile. I missed you terribly.

[absolutely_nott]

They seem to pop up everywhere when you're not looking for a few seconds. We should take actions. Soon.

I can imagine it would seem funny to you. It was anything but.

[sex_on_a_stem]

Yes, we should take actions. However, I must warn you. There is a curse on the school at the moment. All questions asked must be answered truthfully. It's dismal.

Not funny. Cute. I love your unintentional sarcasm. Always have.

[absolutely_nott]

A truth curse? Merlin, this has the smell of the old lunatic all over it.

...did you just call me cute?

[sex_on_a_stem]

Yes, the old lunatic is up to his tricks again. He thinks it will bring House Unity. Instead it's causing chaos.

...perhaps... Though I'm sure you don't mind. Rest assured, I did not mean fluffy-puffskein-cute. I meant soft-sensual-skin-rubbing-against-silk-cute.

[absolutely_nott]

Like I said. Bonkers. Though I still want to come back.

Silk...is anything but cute, my dear.

[sex_on_a_stem]

I'm glad.

Really? But I thought you said I looked cute in it...