some tidbits.
I can be mad at Charlie for not waking me up when The Gauntlet came on last night.. I was only taking a cat nap in bed cause the new dosage of Seroquel makes me VERY sleepy..
I can eat Oreo ice cream at 10am because I'm an adult dammit and I'm the boss! *sticks out tongue*
I'm a 36DD.. I was in denyal for about a year or so thinking I was no larger than a 36D.
It's raining.. and it's cold... cold enough that my nipples are hard.
I'm fighting a losing battle with my hair. In a week or two I just may be a very short *pixie haired* bleached platinum blonde..... and I'm scared shitless.
I keep having sexual dreams about an ex boyfriend. The same ex boyfriend that I despise.. I think... Um, WTF is up with that shit?
I want to do our taxes. but we're still waiting for some stupid form we need because we sold some stocks last year. Hmph.
My daughter insists I do NOT call her "shortie" anymore. (she's really, tall for her age anyways, why I call her that is beyond me)
A can of air is fun for the whole family!.. You know, that compressed air shit in a bottle you can buy in stores like Wal-Mart? Yeah. I play with it.. Don't ask. Did you know when you buy this shit, they check your age to make sure you are over 18? and I was CARDED for it??!!
.. and I fucking rock.. Because Rob GEE said so... and if you don't know who Rob GEE is... well.. you're missing out.
I can eat Oreo ice cream at 10am because I'm an adult dammit and I'm the boss! *sticks out tongue*
I'm a 36DD.. I was in denyal for about a year or so thinking I was no larger than a 36D.
It's raining.. and it's cold... cold enough that my nipples are hard.
I'm fighting a losing battle with my hair. In a week or two I just may be a very short *pixie haired* bleached platinum blonde..... and I'm scared shitless.
I keep having sexual dreams about an ex boyfriend. The same ex boyfriend that I despise.. I think... Um, WTF is up with that shit?
I want to do our taxes. but we're still waiting for some stupid form we need because we sold some stocks last year. Hmph.
My daughter insists I do NOT call her "shortie" anymore. (she's really, tall for her age anyways, why I call her that is beyond me)
A can of air is fun for the whole family!.. You know, that compressed air shit in a bottle you can buy in stores like Wal-Mart? Yeah. I play with it.. Don't ask. Did you know when you buy this shit, they check your age to make sure you are over 18? and I was CARDED for it??!!
.. and I fucking rock.. Because Rob GEE said so... and if you don't know who Rob GEE is... well.. you're missing out.