α ♕ action&voice ( I wanted to see the world outside the well. )
[ Good morning, 1761 Beaver Street! You have a new not!daughter in the house. And good morning, Mayfield! In the middle of all this Valentine’s day madness, a new arrival has appeared in Mayfield- young, tiny and affected by cooties without her knowing. And not happy with her situation. ...Not openly. ]
[ A Sometime in the morning, a phone call! The speaker is obviously a little girl, from her voice- though she sounds nothing like Lucy. Oh, and she does not sound pleased at all. ]
Heeeeey! What do you think you’re doing, huh?! It's really rude to place me in some random kakera without my permission, you know?! You should know your place! Don't you know who you're dealing with here? Listen up! I'm the great Lady Lambdadelta! The Witch of Certainty! And the most powerful in the universe! O-ho-ho-hoh! You seeee? Don't disrespect me, okaaay?! I can tear you up to bits and then eat up your remains for dinner, kyahahahaha!
- Hey, hey, you’re listening, right? You're there! Don't pretend you aren't! Don't you dare not listen when a witch is talking! What's with this dumb setting, anyway? Looks like a town from some old boring American film! Ah, at least it's not in black in white. But where's my outfit? These clothes are so tacky! Wheeere's my wonderful, outfiiiit?! Give it back, give it baaaack! Bleeeh, you're mean and rude and lame! At least greet your new guest! Your hospitality sucks! I can think of a million people who can do better that this! Hmph!
... Come on, c'moooon! Reveal yourself!
[ B Later in the day, housemates or anybody else inside the house will find Lambda sneaking around, trying to seem all stealthy and ninja-like and investigating and staring at anything that seems vaguely interesting. ...And then getting disappointed with it and throwing it away. ]
Bleh! What sort of home is this to house a witch of my position? Everything here's so bo-oring!
[ C And when she's done with that, she'll just go outside and start sneaking around there, acting all ninja-like and actually looking pretty ridiculous hanging around in the bushes and staring at you through the window and stuff-- wait, what? Oh, did you notice that little girl staring? If you do, she'll just smile and giggle at you, and then wave as if to say "don't mind me, just passing by~" ]
[ D That, or you see a tiny little blonde girl in the pinkest dress ever sitting somewhere alone on a bench, swinging her legs and pouting. ]
La-ame! There's nothing interesting in this town except those weird humans who act like I've lived here and like they know me all my life! No, with the way they act, it's even worse! They're more furniture than humans! And the worst part is, someone took away my amazing, wonderful magic so I can't even do anything to put them to use properly! This place is the worst! The worst, lamest, boringest kakera I've ever been in! Eveeeer!
[ oh, and if you're a kid? and make some form of physical contact with her?
that probably won't end well. ]
[ A Sometime in the morning, a phone call! The speaker is obviously a little girl, from her voice- though she sounds nothing like Lucy. Oh, and she does not sound pleased at all. ]
Heeeeey! What do you think you’re doing, huh?! It's really rude to place me in some random kakera without my permission, you know?! You should know your place! Don't you know who you're dealing with here? Listen up! I'm the great Lady Lambdadelta! The Witch of Certainty! And the most powerful in the universe! O-ho-ho-hoh! You seeee? Don't disrespect me, okaaay?! I can tear you up to bits and then eat up your remains for dinner, kyahahahaha!
- Hey, hey, you’re listening, right? You're there! Don't pretend you aren't! Don't you dare not listen when a witch is talking! What's with this dumb setting, anyway? Looks like a town from some old boring American film! Ah, at least it's not in black in white. But where's my outfit? These clothes are so tacky! Wheeere's my wonderful, outfiiiit?! Give it back, give it baaaack! Bleeeh, you're mean and rude and lame! At least greet your new guest! Your hospitality sucks! I can think of a million people who can do better that this! Hmph!
... Come on, c'moooon! Reveal yourself!
[ B Later in the day, housemates or anybody else inside the house will find Lambda sneaking around, trying to seem all stealthy and ninja-like and investigating and staring at anything that seems vaguely interesting. ...And then getting disappointed with it and throwing it away. ]
Bleh! What sort of home is this to house a witch of my position? Everything here's so bo-oring!
[ C And when she's done with that, she'll just go outside and start sneaking around there, acting all ninja-like and actually looking pretty ridiculous hanging around in the bushes and staring at you through the window and stuff-- wait, what? Oh, did you notice that little girl staring? If you do, she'll just smile and giggle at you, and then wave as if to say "don't mind me, just passing by~" ]
[ D That, or you see a tiny little blonde girl in the pinkest dress ever sitting somewhere alone on a bench, swinging her legs and pouting. ]
La-ame! There's nothing interesting in this town except those weird humans who act like I've lived here and like they know me all my life! No, with the way they act, it's even worse! They're more furniture than humans! And the worst part is, someone took away my amazing, wonderful magic so I can't even do anything to put them to use properly! This place is the worst! The worst, lamest, boringest kakera I've ever been in! Eveeeer!
[ oh, and if you're a kid? and make some form of physical contact with her?
that probably won't end well. ]