Do you want to smell my watchband?
Don't I look like a car salesmen!?!
How about this hair?OMG... I have Crow's Feet... luckily this only happens when I smile big and squint. I am way too young for this!! And whats worse, I am getting grey hairs
My boobs are WAY too big
Just chillin at the motorpool getting my truck all pretty and inspected
Why do my eyes ALWAYS look the same... not that I would expect them to change... but every picture... they look exactly like this! Is that odd??