Sep 20, 2005 01:28
Heard this on my drive home from work today (around 10:30pm after an incident with a cockroach-- he didn't win the battle) and thought it was fitting as a personal theme song. Yeah, I know, I bet you're screaming, "God, Claire is so self-involved." Well, I rule, so get over it. ;-)
"Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
... So take me as I am.
This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man.
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
and I'm going to extremes,
tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing..
Just when you think, you got me figured out
the season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
and don't try to save me
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover...
Oh, and Miss Ashley, I think we'll have to battle it out for best significant others. Mine has a well-developed beer belly that he can move to mimic the kick of a baby, as well as moan/growl like a heartbeat when I put my ear to it. Can Andy beat that?