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[absolut_ego]

Let me stem the tidal wave of emo before it starts.

See this? Guess what. I'm not embarrassed. Why? It's just proof that I'm not like that in general. Nothing to be embarrassed about.

It's good to have a reminder of how awesomely not like the rest of you I am.

Save your weeping and tearful apologizes. They probably just feed the city.

Comments

[lunatic_maria]

You're awfully different from yesterday.

[absolut_ego]

We have a winner! You've discovered the point!

[lunatic_maria]

Maybe the others are too slow.

So what do I get~?

[absolut_ego]

If that's not sarcasm, I don't even have words for how much of an idiot you are. Oh wait, I do.

You're a massive idiot.

[lunatic_maria]

I know that's sarcasm. But a man always keeps his word.

...Unless you're not a man.

[absolut_ego]

What "word" are you talking about? When the hell did I explicitly promise you anything?

Is this "idiot" day in the city?

[lunatic_maria]

A winner gets something! But I don't need something from you; the thing I need right now is something that's impossible for you to get.

That's funny; I thought it was yesterday, what with half the people here acting all funny.

[absolut_ego]

You get a win. Congratulations! You're the number one idiot in the city.

Move along.

[lunatic_maria]

I'm a hard person to insult, so I'm taking that as a compliment. And tsk, you'll never be popular with girls one day. Oh wait, you're gay.

[absolut_ego]

I was being sarcastic about the number one idiot thing, but you know what? I was wrong. I take back any sarcasm held within that statement.

I think I could probably find a more intelligent conversation with a potato.

[lunatic_maria]

&hearts~

Then go find one! And I'll watch you and take pictures and give them to this Squall person you were fanboying over yesterday, because you amuse me.

[absolut_ego]

Oh great, another stalker. Join the club.

[lunatic_maria]

I never knew you were popular enough to actually have stalkers.

Lunamaria Hawke, pleased to meet you. I'm not going to stick around you for a long time, if that's what you're worries about.

[absolut_ego]

It's not a matter of popular, it's a matter of other people being amazingly creepy.

Do whatever the hell you want. But don't blame me if I shoot you in the face.

[lunatic_maria]

Run away from them, then!

I'm a soldier/pilot, so I know how to defend myself and use a gun too.

[absolut_ego]

Run away to where? We're trapped in this city anyway.

I'd thank you for the information, but I really couldn't give less of a shit.