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[absolut_ego]

Heh. That wasn't as bad as I'd expected

I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life.

At least I know that even as a kid I still own the hell out of the rest of you lamers

...I'm going to go kill something.

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[xi_dead_roses]

Oh please. YOU didn't have to deal with a kid who thought running around naked was fun.

[absolut_ego]

I really didn't need to get reminded of that.

Actually, I did. Not something I'd like to repeat.

...the funny part is, you say that almost as if you were acting any more mature.

[xi_dead_roses]

Tch.

[xi_dead_roses]

Perhaps there are some things Nobodies cannot avoid being influenced by in a place like this.

And just what would you be referring to, boy? Acting mature on a day where everyone had just about lost their minds under something even you could not avoid?

Spare me.

[absolut_ego]

Me? Oh, I don't know. Maybe I'm referring to this.

And fine, since you asked oh-so-politely, I'll spare you further embarrassment. Run along and make your daisy chains or whatever it is you do.

[xi_dead_roses]

---!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That does NOT exist. Have I made myself clear?

[ooc; He's gone and locked the entry. *dies*]

[absolut_ego]

Uh huh. Perfectly. Let's all just pretend that nothing ever happened! Seems to work for everyone else.

Mmmm. Denial.

[xi_dead_roses]

Denial; as lovely as not having a heart. ♥ Perhaps you'd like to lose yours too? I could make it happen. And you needn't do anything to earn that at all.

Be good now, weedling~

[absolut_ego]

My heart's fine where it is, especially if that was some kind of sick come-on.

I'm always good. Or I make myself good. No assistance or helpful suggestions required.

[xi_dead_roses]

If your idea of 'come-on' is having your heart torn out of your chest with the aid of some rather lovely thorn vines, then feel free to consider it so, weedling.

Don't get in my way and we'll be fine, hm?

[absolut_ego]

... that's one of the most disgusting mental images I've had the displeasure of having today. Congratulations, you're a pervert.

As long as your way doesn't cross with mine.

[xi_dead_roses]

My, my, we have a genius on our hands, don't we. Congratulations, you've just reduced my faith in humanity even more you idiot. ♥

Keep it that way, then.

[absolut_ego]

Of course you do. No need to state the obvious.

But if you actually had faith in humanity in the first place, I suppose (and by "suppose" I mean "pretty much know for a fact") that I can't say the same about you. D:

[xi_dead_roses]

Woes. I'll pretend I'm soooo sad that you've discovered my dark sekrit and write poetry about my inability to have any faith in lowlife scum.

Except I'm not. ♥

[absolut_ego]

You've discovered sarcasm! You gain level! +5 INT for you, bringing you to a grand total of 6. You are super player!

Good for you. Do you really have absolutely nothing else to do, or am I just that hard to resist?

[xi_dead_roses]

Whoop-di-do. Do I get a gold star too? ♥

I'd have to be bored, I'm talking to you, boy. Consider it a compliment. By the way, are you always this pleasant or am I just lucky?