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I wish I was in
Tiajuana
Eating barbequed
Iguana
Second day at HBC training. My computer goes into the fits, and it takes 3 hours to fix. Basically my training consisted of watching my new boss figure out what the heck is wrong with my new computer.
Yar.
My mother is here. You are not. Guess which one is the loser in this comparison?
X-rated Tolkien? Do a web search. The apple may not drop far from the tree, but damn if it can't roll a little bit upon impact.
I am no longer a jizzjock. I repeat: I am no longer a jizzjock.
"I'm sorry sir, did you just ejaculate all over your pants? Tough luck, you'll have to clean that up yourself, then."
Yeah, that's right. I said it.
Tiajuana
Eating barbequed
Iguana
Second day at HBC training. My computer goes into the fits, and it takes 3 hours to fix. Basically my training consisted of watching my new boss figure out what the heck is wrong with my new computer.
Yar.
My mother is here. You are not. Guess which one is the loser in this comparison?
X-rated Tolkien? Do a web search. The apple may not drop far from the tree, but damn if it can't roll a little bit upon impact.
I am no longer a jizzjock. I repeat: I am no longer a jizzjock.
"I'm sorry sir, did you just ejaculate all over your pants? Tough luck, you'll have to clean that up yourself, then."
Yeah, that's right. I said it.