Fanfiction: Death Wish
Title: Death Wish
Prompt: "I didn't do it!"
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 482
Author's Note: Written for hasperkynipples!Mun as requested here. Sam Winchester not binding on any muse. All characters used for good pretendy fun times.
"SAM!" The shriek echoed throughout the motel room with the wrath of a thousand Furies behind it. Someone was going to die for this. At this point? Anna really didn't care who it was.
Skidding out from the bathroom, Sam's eyes went wide and he stifled a laugh before ducking behind the bathroom door. "It wasn't me, I swear to God!" Sam was already cowering in fear at the sight of Anna, her face so red it made fire trucks look pale. Any more angry and she'd be hot enough to fry eggs on. But, unlike his brother, Sam was smart. He knew when to cower. Dean, however, was another story. Oh, Dean, you're so dead. He thought with a grimace, freezing when he saw Dean approach the door, a pleased grin on his face.
"How ya feelin' Sammy?" There was a long pause, Dean staring blankly ahead. After a minute of dumbstruck staring, he realized that it was Anna covered in KY Jelly and condoms. At this, Dean doubled over laughing. Sam was the intended target, but this was just as good. He was going to pay for this later, but for now? It was too goddamn hilarious to ignore.
From behind the door, a wide-eyed Sam gestured for Dean to cut it out. "Dude! Exnay on the laughingay." He hissed.
"Congratulations, Sammy. Today you get to live." Anna quipped darkly, glaring holes through Dean as he collapsed on the floor in a fit of laughter. Folding her arms across her chest, she watched Dean laugh and snarled. After a few minutes of him rolling on the floor, she decided it was time to exact a little revenge.
Squeaking, Dean curled in a ball on the floor, clutching his own balls and throwing a confused look Anna's way.
"See this lube? You're gonna need it for a very long time, Dean Winchester." Growling, she flung some of the jelly at Dean and stepped over him on her way to the bathroom.
"Not a word, Sam." He groaned and slowly got to his feet.
"Dude, I told you to shut up."
"I believe these are for you, Sam." Anna growled as she threw the sticky condoms (still in their wrappers) at the half-naked Winchester brother. The bathroom door slammed shut behind her as the shower water came on.
Looking at the giant pile of condoms in his arms Sam arched a brow. "Where'd you get this many condoms? Did you rob a convenience store?"
Sitting on the bed, Dean let out a slow breath. "Hell no, Sammy. That's my own personal stash."
"You and Anna aren't having as much sex as I thought, judging by the look of these."
Snorting, Dean smirked. "Sammy, we don't need condoms. We go all-natural baby."
"DEAN!"
Both brothers flinched at Anna's annoyed yell. Apparently she could hear them.
"It wasn't me! It was Sam!"
"Dude, jerk!"
Prompt: "I didn't do it!"
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 482
Author's Note: Written for hasperkynipples!Mun as requested here. Sam Winchester not binding on any muse. All characters used for good pretendy fun times.
"SAM!" The shriek echoed throughout the motel room with the wrath of a thousand Furies behind it. Someone was going to die for this. At this point? Anna really didn't care who it was.
Skidding out from the bathroom, Sam's eyes went wide and he stifled a laugh before ducking behind the bathroom door. "It wasn't me, I swear to God!" Sam was already cowering in fear at the sight of Anna, her face so red it made fire trucks look pale. Any more angry and she'd be hot enough to fry eggs on. But, unlike his brother, Sam was smart. He knew when to cower. Dean, however, was another story. Oh, Dean, you're so dead. He thought with a grimace, freezing when he saw Dean approach the door, a pleased grin on his face.
"How ya feelin' Sammy?" There was a long pause, Dean staring blankly ahead. After a minute of dumbstruck staring, he realized that it was Anna covered in KY Jelly and condoms. At this, Dean doubled over laughing. Sam was the intended target, but this was just as good. He was going to pay for this later, but for now? It was too goddamn hilarious to ignore.
From behind the door, a wide-eyed Sam gestured for Dean to cut it out. "Dude! Exnay on the laughingay." He hissed.
"Congratulations, Sammy. Today you get to live." Anna quipped darkly, glaring holes through Dean as he collapsed on the floor in a fit of laughter. Folding her arms across her chest, she watched Dean laugh and snarled. After a few minutes of him rolling on the floor, she decided it was time to exact a little revenge.
Squeaking, Dean curled in a ball on the floor, clutching his own balls and throwing a confused look Anna's way.
"See this lube? You're gonna need it for a very long time, Dean Winchester." Growling, she flung some of the jelly at Dean and stepped over him on her way to the bathroom.
"Not a word, Sam." He groaned and slowly got to his feet.
"Dude, I told you to shut up."
"I believe these are for you, Sam." Anna growled as she threw the sticky condoms (still in their wrappers) at the half-naked Winchester brother. The bathroom door slammed shut behind her as the shower water came on.
Looking at the giant pile of condoms in his arms Sam arched a brow. "Where'd you get this many condoms? Did you rob a convenience store?"
Sitting on the bed, Dean let out a slow breath. "Hell no, Sammy. That's my own personal stash."
"You and Anna aren't having as much sex as I thought, judging by the look of these."
Snorting, Dean smirked. "Sammy, we don't need condoms. We go all-natural baby."
"DEAN!"
Both brothers flinched at Anna's annoyed yell. Apparently she could hear them.
"It wasn't me! It was Sam!"
"Dude, jerk!"