13 Types of Sex Every Couple Should Have

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1. Holiday Sex
2. Make-up Sex
3. Vacation Sex
4. Animalistic Sex
5. Comfort Sex
6. Hope-We-Don't-Get-Caught Sex
7. Fulfill-Your-Fantasy Sex
8. Quickie Sex
9. Romantic, Sensual Sex
10. All-Over-The-House Sex
11. Outdoor Sex
12. Position-Of-The-Week Sex
13. Marathon Sex

...I think we need to work on this, Dean. *smirk*