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[absit_invidia]

"Stolen from Satay_Chicken
TO PLAY I NEVER. PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN

I NEVER:
(_) HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) RODE IN A TAXI
(x) HAD ANAL SEX
(X) HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) HAD SEX
(x) HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) SHOPLIFTED
(x) HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) HAD A THREESOME
(X) SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(X) MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) HAVE BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) HAVE BEEN MARRIED
(x) HAVE BEEN DIVORCED
(x) HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(x) HAVE POSED NUDE
(x) GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(X) WALKED IN ON PEOPLE HAVING SEX
(x) TRIED BEASTIALITY
(x) HAVE HAD SOMEONE CUM IN MY MOUTH.
(x) USED A DILDO
(X) DISOWNED ANY OF MY FRIENDS
(x) SLEPT WITH A TEACHER
(x) HAD SEX IN WATER
(x) HAVE BEEN OVERSEAS
(X) HAD A TATTOO
(_) Drawn someone nude