The fairy tale they dont tell you in school...
Hmmm well I did my Speech to entertain yesterday and boy did I blow it...I just lost it I'm not sure what it was but I couldnt stop shaking...It was such a rush I loved it but I screwed up royally being all nervous and all...Ive done plenty of speeches before some of which I actually had to write the material but this was just simple reading...maybe it was the video camera..or the college setting eh whatever /o/ Im looking forward to the next one and I wont shake...okay maybe a lil
This was good for a laugh! thx leah =D
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young PIZZA DELIVERY BOY named BRENT. He was SPRUNG WHIPPING in the RAVER forest when he met FABULOUS JUSTIN, a run-away PORN SITE WEBMASTER from the GOTHIC Queen SARAH.
BRENT could see that FABULOUS JUSTIN was hungry so he reached into his PANTIES and give him his ROUND SPOTTED DICK. FABULOUS JUSTIN was thankful for BRENT's SPOTTED DICK, so he told BRENT a very HARD story about Queen SARAH's daughter LEAH. How her mother, the GOTHIC Queen SARAH, kept her locked away in a TOWER protected by a gigantic BITCH CRICKET, because LEAH was so ADDICTED.
BRENT PUNISHED. He vowed to FABULOUS JUSTIN the PORN SITE WEBMASTER that he would save the ADDICTED LEAH. He would FONDAL the BITCH CRICKET, and take LEAH far away from her eveil mother, the GOTHIC Queen SARAH, and STROKE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a ITTY BITTY TSUNAMI and FABULOUS JUSTIN the PORN SITE WEBMASTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BITCH CRICKET from his story. GOTHIC Queen SARAH MOANED out from behind a CLITTIE and struck BRENT dead. In the far off TOWER you could hear a TWEET.
THE END.
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This was good for a laugh! thx leah =D
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young PIZZA DELIVERY BOY named BRENT. He was SPRUNG WHIPPING in the RAVER forest when he met FABULOUS JUSTIN, a run-away PORN SITE WEBMASTER from the GOTHIC Queen SARAH.
BRENT could see that FABULOUS JUSTIN was hungry so he reached into his PANTIES and give him his ROUND SPOTTED DICK. FABULOUS JUSTIN was thankful for BRENT's SPOTTED DICK, so he told BRENT a very HARD story about Queen SARAH's daughter LEAH. How her mother, the GOTHIC Queen SARAH, kept her locked away in a TOWER protected by a gigantic BITCH CRICKET, because LEAH was so ADDICTED.
BRENT PUNISHED. He vowed to FABULOUS JUSTIN the PORN SITE WEBMASTER that he would save the ADDICTED LEAH. He would FONDAL the BITCH CRICKET, and take LEAH far away from her eveil mother, the GOTHIC Queen SARAH, and STROKE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a ITTY BITTY TSUNAMI and FABULOUS JUSTIN the PORN SITE WEBMASTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BITCH CRICKET from his story. GOTHIC Queen SARAH MOANED out from behind a CLITTIE and struck BRENT dead. In the far off TOWER you could hear a TWEET.
THE END.
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