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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I helped 20hrsinamerica across the street (6 points). In October I put money in lower_case_me's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for purplephoenix03 (10 points). In May I gave evalens a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-932 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
absinthefairy88